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Parental Teachings

Parental Teachings :

TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside – I just finished cleaning!”

RELIGION – “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

FORESIGHT – “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

FLEXIBILITY – “Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!”

STAMINA – “You’ll sit there ’til all that food is finished.”

WEATHER – “It looks as if a tornado swept through your room.”

PHYSICS PROBLEMS – “If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?”

BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION – Stop acting like your father!”

LOGIC – “Because I said so, that’s why.”

IRONY – “Keep laughing and I’ll *give* you something to cry out.”

OSMOSIS – “Shut your mouth and eat your dinner!”

HYPOCRISY – “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times – don’t exaggerate!!!”

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE – “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

ENVY – “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do!”

TIME TRAVEL – “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

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